What I am so brilliantly trying to say is: I figured that even though this was a Romance of Doom and Destruction (RoDaD™), at least it was M/M, which would probably prove refreshing compared to the RoDaD™ crap I never read. So a romance between two, you know, GUYS, can't be as silly and stupid and mushy and ridiculous as a romance between a female nitwit and a male bonehead, right? Right ← don't ask me where this harebrained idea came from, I have no idea. I mean, come on, guys are, you know, GUYS. As I was saying, the only reason I chose to read this lovely book (and that's the disgustingly honest truth, cross the little heart that I don't have, hope to die, and all that crap) is because of the M/M thing. I see 'Romance,' and I think: 'oh cool, I haven't had the opportunity to (check all that apply) eyeroll/rage/rant/bang my head against the nearest hard surface/kill my Kindle in a while! Let's read this!' Yeah, a piñata is me. You know me, I just cannot resist anything labelled as Romance. In case you were wondering.) But I must admit the main reason why I was looking forward to reading this book is because it has been shelved as M/M Romance by 226 supposedly astute Goodreads users.

I mean, it's Fantasy and stuff, and Fantasy usually rates much lower on the Official Crap Scale (OCS™) than its Urban Fantasy cousin (that's actually second cousin, twice removed. I'm going to do this the express way ← which you could have foreseen, given the short length of this brief yet fascinating introduction. You don't? How sad I didn't read in their entire entirety. I'm not getting any younger (even though you'd never think it if you saw me in the lovely, juvenile flesh), and I can't lose more precious time writing never-ending reviews for PoC™ please tell me you remember what this one stands for. I know most of you out there somewhat love to watch me suffer through crappy books and take perverse pleasure in reading my DNF reviews, but I can't do this anymore. I have not one but three, as in one, two, three Freaking DNF Non Reviews (FDNR™) to write.

💪 We are the Fearless MacHalos and we don't Only Read UF Crap we Read Fantasy Crap Too Buddy Read (WatFMawdORUCwRFCTBR™) 💪Ĭrap damn bloody shrimping hell.

Luck in the shadows by lynn flewelling